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Kiki on the River Miami Reviews from The Last Year
This place deserves a 0!!! This place is overrated and
This place deserves a 0!!! This place is overrated and shitty. I hope no one goes to this place after this. They ask you to make a reservation just so they can call you to tell you they over booked and can no longer accommodate your reservation. This place is money thirsty. This pace already has horrible food and now horrible customer service but nothing I didn't expect from this Miami location. Not recommended. Don't waste your money here.
I've heard so many mixed reviews about Kiki on the river!
I've heard so many mixed reviews about Kiki on the river! My experience was 5 I made a 1:00pm reservation. Regardless as to when you make a reservation, the dress code stands! Valet is $25 but there is street parking for a fee if you can find it as it is limited! The hostess was extremely nice and was willing to take me pics throughout the restaurant. She is an awesome photographer might I add! We had bites--Kiki chips, octopus, crab cake and risotto . For drinks we had the Mezcalita! All items were amazing! Did I mention the ambiance, decor, service and food was 5*! Check them out! They won't disappoint!
The restaurant itself is beautiful and is right on the
The restaurant itself is beautiful and is right on the water with boats able to park at the restaurant. It's the prototypical Miami vibe with load music and good vibes overall. I came with a big group and we got the Kiki's Greatest Hits which came with a mix of some of their best entrees. For a group it was the perfect option. We also got table-side pasta that was really good as well, I would recommend that if you have the appetite! This place didn't disappoint and the service was great.
This place is so fun and I love coming every single time
This place is so fun and I love coming every single time I'm in Miami ! The food is very delicious and the environment is so fun especially during the night!
Exceptionally high prices, difficult atmosphere to have a
Exceptionally high prices, difficult atmosphere to have a dinner conversation with all the boats coming by and playing music at obnoxious volumes. Ordered a Bulleit old fashioned it was $35... a whole bottle is is $23; would have been appropriate if the server informed me of this insane mark up. Food was only mediocre. Also it's in an awful neighborhood with many homeless panhandlers when street parking.
This is a great spot, my review is specifically for the bar
This is a great spot, my review is specifically for the bar area that is by the main entrance. I recently went to this establishment and had a great time aside from the referenced bar area by the front. The Hispanic girls working that bar area are rude, do not acknowledge you and are in their own world. Waited several minutes at an empty bar for drinks. It's ridiculous. They need to learn some customer service. Other than that, love this place
Please pay attention to the preparation of food and its
Please pay attention to the preparation of food and its serving.We visited this restaurant for the first time, it was recommended to us by friends. but unfortunately we won't go there anymore
Honestly i hate this place so much i wish i could give it a
Honestly i hate this place so much i wish i could give it a zero but that's not possible so i give it a one. for starters you can't have a drink at the table if someone under 21 is with you . Then the menu wasn't in our favor and we were leaving and they charged us $13 for water that we didn't even drink. I found that CRAZY. i would not recommend this place to anyone honest. and the lady working at the front had an attitude, didn't smile or nothing just rude.
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This place sucks. Disgustingly overcharged for the mediocre food. Never been treated so horrible in my life. Dont come here unless you are drake. Never met more rude staff in my life, do better kiki.
A Spectacular Experience by the River: Kiki Delivers on
A Spectacular Experience by the River: Kiki Delivers on Ambiance and Drinks My recent visit to Kiki on the River left me in awe of the vibrant atmosphere and stunning surroundings. From the moment I arrived, I was captivated by the beauty of the place. Despite not having a reservation, I opted to be at the bar, where I was treated to an unforgettable experience. The ambiance was electric, with belly dancers gracefully moving around and waiters presenting lively choreography right before my eyes. The added touch of receiving captain hats only enhanced the fun and playful vibe of the evening. One of the highlights of the evening was undoubtedly the view of the yachts gracefully floating by, adding an extra layer of elegance to the already picturesque setting. While I didn't have the opportunity to sample the food on this occasion, I can attest to the excellence of their drinks. Each sip was a delight to the senses, and I found myself eagerly recommending them to friends and fellow patrons. In summary, Kiki on the River is not just a restaurant; it's an experience. With its stunning ambiance, lively entertainment, and delicious drinks, it's a place that's truly deserving of all the praise it receives. Plus, it's incredibly Instagram-worthy, making it a must-visit spot for anyone looking to capture some unforgettable moments.
Cute place for a photo op and drinks.
Food is expensive and it's decent but you def do not come here for the food. It's more for the decor. I tried the Greek bolognese. It was good and filling. It had Greek yogurt with garlic on top. Also tried the dip sampler and the eggplant/zucchini chips. Would pass on the sampler. The chips are fried so it's what you would expect from fried food. Nice to grab some apps and drinks to celebrate something.
What's not to love! This place definitely lives up to the
What's not to love! This place definitely lives up to the hype. The water views and the cocktails alone are enough to become a regular. You never know who you might run into there. I look forward to visiting again!
All flash No substance
Located on a busy canal, this restaurant is visually gorgeous. Unfortunately, that is the best part of our visit. The server was a nice lady but not very efficient. She would take our order for cocktains and immeditely left, not waiting to hear the order for sodas and appetizers. 15 minutes later, she was back, the drinks were delivered by bar staff. We ordered oysters and fries for appetizers. Fries areived cold and the oysters were so skinny that I wondered if they had fallen out of the shell. The bits of shell in each one did not add to the flavor. For main course, I made the mistake of ordering a small steak. My order came out 25 minutes after my companions received their chicken kabobs. While theirs were dry like cotton balls, my steak arrived stone cold. Our waitress never bothered to check on the order with the kitchen. The manager came over and seemed genuinely concerned. He offered to remake the steak - on the house. My friends convinced me to accept, since I've only had two anemic oysters that day. The steak, about 6oz, arrived 15 minutes later, Raw. I do not mean rare, I mean it had a few grill lines but the rest was raw. The waitress came iver with the bill and we notices a mandetory "service charge" of 22%. They calculated the 22% charge from the full amount, not the net bill after deductions. This time, the manager did not come over. The waitress made the corrections - this seems shady to me. The ONLY reason to go here is the nice interior, adorned in flowers. The canal seems like a nice thing but on our visit, the diesel exhaust smell from some of the boats docked near by was very strong.
Great potential, failure to deliver the goods
Have visited before. Great location, watching boats go up and down the river. Nice ambiance but absolutely terrible service and very average food. Also hellishly expensive. $245++ for a bottle of non vintage Veuve Cliquot. Took over an hour to get our Entree cleared. People arrived and left in that time. Utterly chaotic. The security staff are dreadful narcissists - entirely graceless. The bar staff are completely useless at making cocktails. I have never seen so little energy put into shaking the drink. Nice enough people but they were obviously there for the aesthetic rather than to provide credible bar service. Lunchtime is better but in the evening it is just a cattle market for identikit women. Overall the place has great potential but we were bitterly disappointed.
If you are hungry don’t go there!
we waited an hour to be seated , the hostess was rude, the food was disgusting we visited many places in miami everywhere had perfect service and food, no organization!
Greek overpriced, but nice view and ambient
Food is greek! So you know what we are talking about. They have a lot of waiters, but they do not know what to do! They escort you at the table in a unique way! The view is amazing!!! Of course unfortunately Miami prices Overpriced 3 times on what it should have been
Great service
I don’t know why people are saying they are racist. I took my girlfriend for her birthday on a Saturday at 10pm. We got there 15 minutes early and we were in our seat by 10pm. The service was phenomenal and came back regularly to check on us. His name was Sergio. Even the other waiters checked on us as well. It’s very loud so you will have to yell to talk but other than that I have to complaints. I ordered the lamb chops and there were tender and good. But you will be spending some money if order drinks and food. So bring the bank lol.
Horrible service. Horrible.
Bad service, so bad, it overtakes good food. Sadly the service was so bad, waiting 15-20 minutes for a drink or a visit from a server, any chance for a good time was lost
KIKI ON THE RIVER IS MISOGYNISTIC
My recent attempt to dine at Kiki on the River was spoiled by a shockingly discriminatory policy that prohibits entry for women not wearing heels. This outdated dress code is not only absurd in 2023 but also perpetuates sexist stereotypes, reducing a woman's worth to her choice of footwear. Feeling humiliated and offended, I strongly condemn such misogynistic practices. In an era that champions equality and inclusivity, it's disheartening to encounter establishments that prioritize archaic gender norms over treating customers with respect. Kiki on the River should reassess its policies to align with contemporary values, fostering an environment where all individuals are welcomed without judgment based on irrelevant criteria. Never go to this restaurant.
Over rated!! Avoid
Massively over rated! Very expensive for very average food and drinks. Don’t expect to be treated with courtesy . Couldn’t wait to leave.
Absolutely terrible. Please read review. General assistant manager racist/ Homophobia.
Good evening Xandra, I am writing to you regarding the horrific and horrendous experience my wife and I have experienced tonight. She was a victim of misogyny. I am hoping you will be able to explain that your restaurant does not value or enforce misogyny, sexist stereotypes and discrimination against disability. Please resolve this issue and ensure that no customer will ever experience what we did tonight. I had booked this dinner especially for my wife’s birthday and we have just arrived from London tonight. We arrived at 7:30pm for our reservation, in which we were greeted upon in such a cold, rude manner. Front of house (security) on the door did not even greet us or ask for the name of the reservation. He stared at the both of us in such a cold and unwelcoming manner. My wife, who in which suffers from social anxiety, began to give the name and time for the reservation as he had no interest in interacting with us. He then wrongly accused me of being dressed in sportswear. Both of us were shocked, absolutely taken back at this false and incorrect accusation. I was wearing a Burberry satin two piece SS23. This was absolutely not sportswear and Burberry do not even have a Sports collection. Burberry is a classic, British brand which boats its monogram prints which is worn by many respectable icons in fashion. It is not a casual brand for clothing, the fits and styles are elegant. I would never dream of wearing sportswear to any reputable restaurant, never mind at my wife’s birthday meal. This accusation is totally incorrect and insulting. Furthermore, my wife politely explained that his judgement was incorrect, regardless of this being embarrassingly wrong. He further pointed out my footwear, a thong sandal flip flop, I accept this is not ideal but please understand that I had come straight from a long haul flight. I had no issue in changing my footwear and I made this vocal. My wife is a well established personal stylist at Harrods, her reputation is profound and has been for over 10 years. She takes immense pride in her expertise of fashion. We dine regularly at restaurants such as Zuma, Hakkasan and Novikov in London which there is also in Miami, we have never experienced anything of the sort before. I can assure you, we are more than aware of the etiquette and decorum required. As my wife was speaking to your security, male customers entered the restaurant in casual shorts. This was rather contradictory and furthermore insulting to myself, as I am beginning to wonder if this is a personal attack. She then asked security for the restaurant manager in which Gianmaria arrived to assist us further. He agreed that my outfit was not sportswear, but asked that I should go and change my footwear in which our reservation would be held for us and in his own words “ I will hold your reservation and you can enjoy your birthday meal”. We agreed to this and travelled back to South beach in which I returned in a leather boat shoe. We returned back from South beach in which I had changed my footwear, as per agreed with Gianmaria. My wife upon arrival asked the security for Gianmaria. This was another security guard, tall, Eastern European who was not the previous member of staff we had spoken to. He aggressively interrupted her speaking and told her that Gianmaria is not coming. She distraughtly questioned why, as it was agreed that he would seat us to our table if I was compliant with the footwear as agreed. At this point she was visibly upset and hysterically crying as she suffers from social anxiety. The security guard was laughing in my wife’s face and kept repeating “ You’re not coming in, it’s beautiful “ and “ Enjoy your birthday “. Gianmaria has a professional and moral obligation and responsibility to deal with any issues in your restaurant. Furthermore, it is appalling that he told us to ask for him directly when we return to the restaurant with my changed footwear. It is apparent that he had told the security to refuse us entry. Instead he was hiding in the restaurant and denying his professional responsibility. Your assistant general manager did not keep his word. It was agreed I just needed to change my footwear then my wife could enjoy her birthday celebrations. I asked the security staff again to speak to Gianmaria in which he responded “ You aren’t coming in “ and aggressively threatened me asking for fight. He told me to “ return at 1am for a very different outcome when I’m not working”. This member of staff was the tall, Eastern European security staff. This is totally horrifying. My wife was wearing Valentino Garavani rockstud gladiator leather sandal. The security guard then pointed at her shoes and abruptly asked why she was not wearing high heels. The expectancy of women to wear high heels is misogynistic and sexist. My wife choosing not to wear heels due to her own personal suffering of osteoarthritis in her left foot is not something that should be ever questioned by your staff. It is totally unethical and morally unacceptable. My wife broke down in tears and was very distressed pointing out the fact she suffers from osteoarthritis. She is very insecure of this, due to the fact it is rare in young women and is more common in older age. I am disgusted that she felt the need to explain this when it is such a sensitive matter. She is a victim of misogyny from your security staff. I am happy to attach images of the items of clothing worn by wife and myself including footwear if it can assist you. I have also read on Google, a recent review from Scarlet Ava, a fortnight ago also stating that she was a victim of sexist standards due to not also wearing high heels. Your respond to this “ Our intention is always to provide a pleasant and respectful environment for our guests. We value our staff and hold them to high standards of professionalism and courtesy”. This seems to be a recurring theme of misogyny and sexist standards which are aggressively enforced by your staff. I am absolutely disgusted by this. Morally, ethically and professionally.
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Great Service - amazing dinner!!
Read about the site in NYT and bought a reservation at Mother Wolf in LA 2 days later. Worked great and the food was amazing!!!
Worked perfectly!
Got the reservation (that I couldn't get anywhere else) and was able to entertain a group of friends at the infamous Bern's Steakhouse.
Got into Nobu Malibu
Wonderful! My parents are visiting and we have wanted to go to Nobu Malibu for years. I tried getting a reservation myself but it was next to impossible. So glad I was able to buy a reservation on appointment trader for a decent price!
Very easy
Was very hesitant going into this experience but am glad to say that it worked out very well ! will definitely use appointment trader in the future
Fabulous Lunch
I was veeeeeerry skeptical that this would work, particularly at a restaurant as hard to get into as Nobu Malibu, and it was perfect! We had lunch outside on the patio and it was fabulous!
Great reviewer team
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Incredible
I got a reservation to Don Angie, which I've been trying to book for weeks! I am very happy with this service.
Best platform out there!
Super simple, easy, and fast to secure reservations for hard-to-get restaurants and locations!
This app is life changing
This app has opened my world up to so many wonderful new experiences I would never have the chance to have without access to this awesome app! 10/10!
Worked perfectly
Was a little nervous at first but was pleased to see that the booking went through flawlessly.
Highly recommended.
Success on Short Notice
Was able to snag an indoor table at Don Angie through an absolutely seamless worry-free process.
Worked perfectly, thank you!
This is a crazy holiday season in NYC and I was very pleasantly surprised to see that AppointmentTrader works! Will be using again!
Worked flawlessly!
Worked so well! I was a bit nervous, but everything went very smoothly. purchased the reservation, and got into the restaurant seamlessly.
Love this app!
So glad I came across this app :)
Quick table in Miami
I didn’t have my hopes high as it was a party of 4. In 24 hours I had a carbone reservation available! I was very happy as my family really wanted to come here
Prime time, great meal
So easy and had a prime time which I can never seem to get on normal res apps. So worth it
Got impossible NYC res
instead of waiting weeks I got my 4 charles reservation instantly
Worked perfectly to get into Carbone. So delighted
perfect
Worked well, got me into a restaurant with no availability
I was skeptical, and I still don't really know how they managed to find this hard-to-find reservation, but it was a win-win from my point of view, and I'll use this service again.
Last minute reservation for Delilah Las Vegas
Got a last minute reservation, dinner for 2 at Delilah Las Vegas: super impressed! The process was simple, transaction seamless. We had an amazing time! Couldn’t be happier! 😍
It works!
Ok at this point I've attended a reservation purchased on AT by a friend and sold a reservation personally. Both worked pretty smoothly, nothing sketchy about it. A few areas for improvement including a way to more directly communicate between buyers and sellers, but the app always seems to be in development. AT customer support is really(!) responsive and helpful too if you have questions!
Money transfer
As a seller, I like the fact i have the ability now to transfer money out of my AT account and into a bank account. Makes getting the money much easier then the process before.
Love this app
Got to go to places otherwise unreachable
Easy Access
Very easy to get into one of the hardest restaurants to reserve in New York.
Whose name will my reservation be under when I arrive at the venue?
It can be under your name or a name you choose! Some reservation offers already include the AppointmentTrader Transfer Service which will transfer the reservation in to your name. If its not included you can add it on after buying the reservation for a small fee. One thing on that though: As many reservations become available at last minute, taking a reservation in someone else name is quick and great for privacy. Most reservations on AT are listed with a virtual phone number, so all you need to do is present the phone number at the hostess stand and you are good to go!
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Transferring reservations is not supported in AT. Why not just use the name in the AT screenshot?
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Same goes for 4 Charles and I Sodi
Prepaid Reservation Fee
Agreed. Ultimately not addressing this month after month is clearly resulting in a drop in certain venue’s rankings & sales.
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Need to cancel a bid, not getting a response… how do I do it?
Click on "Take off the Market Option" in your portfolio
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Process after bid is accepted.
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to appointmenttrader! Once the reservation is in your portfolio, you definitely own the timeslot, the review team would not have approved the trade if the reservation wasn't confirmed - so you are going :-) Judging from your post you bid today and are going tomorrow - don't worry as long as you initiated the name transfer, you are good - the transfer service has to work with the opening hours of the reservation team of the respective venue. You will likely see the transfer confirmation a couple hours before your reservation time.
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What happens if my bid expires unanswered?
Hey @FluffyStar64, thanks for the question! When you place your bid the amount gets transferred in a deposit account, the second you either cancel your bid or a few minutes after the bid expires the funds are moved back into your main account from where you can refund it to your payment method or use for other transactions.
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